sakkaku:

I can get a free room during Sundance!! But I wouldn’t go to watch dumb movies. Instead imma slay the slopes.

take me mamma

the other day i was mega periody and spent the whole day in bed and when jeff came home i didn’t catch myself before i said “whoo boy i am exhausted from moving this blanket around all day”

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

eupphoria:

I may have done a lot of questionable things in life but at least I’ve never owned a pair of Litas

my house was just like “quick!!” we have an inspection!!! can we put the weed in your room?”

my house was just like “quick!!” we have an inspection!!! can we put the weed in your room?”

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negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

this is a thing that is apparently allowed that I just did

this is a thing that is apparently allowed that I just did

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my superpower is that even in speech I never end a sentence with a preposition. I can feel it coming out of my mouth and can switch it around automatically. I want to take this small opportunity to brag about this incredibly meaningless thing. ok I’m done now thank you

literally yes

i was going to buy champagne to feel fancy but instead i bought capri sun and ferrero rocher and the net luxury is comparable

this uber driver is not very nice but I guess that’s what I get for being a fuckin gentrifier

valenciajocelyne:

130186:

The Blonds S/S 2014

welp

valenciajocelyne:

130186:

The Blonds S/S 2014

welp

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